Objectives - Thailand/Malaysia

I want a massage. A cheap, Thai massage that last for hours.

I want to eat the street food at the local market and pray that I don't get diarrhea.

I would like to bust out of my introverted bubble and try to engage more with the locals. I hear Thais are friendly. And they smile a lot. This bodes well.

I would like to haggle at least once.

I want to rock a Karaoke Bar in Bangkok.

That's about it, really. I'm sure I'll do a lot more when I'm there. I'll leave that up in the air.